Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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