Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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