its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
