We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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