Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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