I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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