when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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