Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
you never un-have a 4some
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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