Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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