Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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