I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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