I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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