It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
PANTIES FOUND
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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