After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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