awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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