i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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