Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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