If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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