whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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