he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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