I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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