You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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