We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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