And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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