Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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