I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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