if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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