i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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