hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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