I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
worst night to have a conscience
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
