I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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