Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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