between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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