Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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