CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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