dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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