Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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