Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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