Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
where does the pee come out of this thing
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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