dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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