so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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