Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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