He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Randomize
