can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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