we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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