Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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