Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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