i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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