"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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