We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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