What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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