i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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