Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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