Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Randomize