Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
How drunk are you?
Completed.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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