Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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