did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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